Whatsofuckingever.

I send my best regards from hell.

I wouldn't be afraid of spiders if I could just talk to them, you know?

  • Me: Oh, hey whoa, this shower is occupied.
  • Spider: Omg man I didn't see you there.
  • Me: We cool?
  • Spider: Yeah, yeah, we're cool. I'm just coming down to scope out the tub.
  • Me: Oh, that's legit. Hey, you might wanna move over some--you're descending right into the shower stream and I don't want you to drown.
  • Spider: Hey thanks, bud. I'll be careful.
  • Me: So...can I get out now?
  • Spider: Sure, sure! Sorry I'll just move over here.
  • Me: Thanks. You have a nice night. Don't come into my bedroom, okay?
  • Spider: Nah, that's your space. We're cool. Have a great evening.

When you give someone your time, you are giving them a portion of your life that you’ll never get back. Your time is your life. That is why the greatest gift you can give someone is your time.

—Rick Warren  (via ireneangelaaa)

(Kaynak: kushandwizdom, queenjuicebox gönderdi)

holysimba:

Hairdresser: do you like it?
Me: yes thank you

*goes home and cries*

(ant0rm gönderdi)

After the rain comes the Sun.

—(via wolfmoru)

When you go, would you have the guts to say “I don’t love you like I loved you yesterday.”

—My Chemical Romance - I Don’t Love You (via meyhna)

I’m an adult, but not like a real adult

—anyone between the ages of 18 and 25 (via prettyboystyles)

(proctalgia gönderdi)

kookie667:

Let’s play a game called “I’m totally joking, but would do that in a heartbeat if you were into it”

(nice-wig-janis gönderdi)